08 Feb
Wanted Ads
Ok, this is too good to not share (and translate). This includes the originals (in Serbo-Croatian) as well as my English translation of them. If anyone has any corrections please let me know:
- Izdajem sobu, ploče, knjige, tajne, prijatelje, rodbinu i državu.
- Selling [out] my room, albums, books, secrets, friends, family and country.
- Menjam žutog kanarinca za svinju od 150 kg. Boja nije bitna.
- Looking to trade a yellow canary for a 150 kg hog. Color not important.
- Mlad student, 26 godina, ne puši, ne pije, ne juri ženske, rado bi promenio način života.
- Young 26 year old student, doesn’t smoke, drink, or chase after women, gladly willing to change lifestyle.
- Ako neko želi da ostavi alkohol i cigare, nek’ ih ostavi kod mene.
- If anyone is looking to leave alcohol and cigarettes behind, you can leave them with me.
- Vi imate Sony PlayStation, ja imam vreme, znanje i iskustvo. Za simbolicnu naknadu prelazim najteže nivoe igara.
- You have a Sony PlayStation. I have time, knowledge and experience. For a symbolic gesture of goodwill from you, I will gladly beat the most difficult levels of games on your behalf.
Current Mood: 
amused
amused
